cycles for change, aka sibley bike shop, has weekly "open shop".  i
repacked my front bearings for 75¢ in parts.  volunteer advice,
shoptime, and tool use all free.

i don't suppose there's any computer equivalent.  free geek might
perhaps have the most potential for cajoling into pondering the
prospect, and i still wouldn't expect it.  or is there a hidden gem
around town for me to discover?