Fwd: Microsofts new PC keyboard and its new features

[Ben Lutgens <ben@cssolutionsinc.com>]

Got this from a guy at work, I thought you'd all enjoy it.

----- Forwarded message from a typical spammer I work with  -----


Microsoft Corporation has just announced a new PC keyboard
designed specifically for Windows. {Sources say a Macintosh
variant is in the works.} In addition to the keys found on the
standard keyboard, Microsoft's new design adds several new keys
which will make your Windows computing even more fun! The
final specs are not yet set, so please feel free to make
suggestions. The keys proposed so far are:

1) GPF key -- This key will instantly generate a General
Protection Fault when pressed. Microsoft representatives state
that the purpose of the GPF key is to save Windows users time by
eliminating the need to run an application in order to produce
a General Protection Fault.

2) $$ key -- When this key is pressed, money is transferred
automatically from your bank account to Microsoft without the
need for further action or third party intervention.

3) ZD key -- This key was developed specifically for reviewers
of Microsoft products. When pressed it inserts random superlative
adjectives in any text which contains the words Microsoft or Windows
within the file being edited.

4) MS key -- This key runs a Microsoft commercial entitled
"Computing for Mindless Drones" in a 1" x 1" window.

5) FUD key -- Some thing to do with the display ... self
explanatory.

6) Chicago key -- Generates do nothing loops for months at a
time.

7) IBM key -- Searches your hard disk for operating systems or
applications by vendors other than Microsoft and deletes them.
(Is very effective at removing Netscape).

8) MSN Key -- With a single keystroke you will install and setup the
world's second slowest web access (AOL takes first place). And you
thought it was tough deleting all of the SetupMSN files from Win 95!

9) RW95 Key -- Stands for Re-install Windows 95. Because it's
usually a weekly ritual for most Win 95 users, why not make it
easier?

10) FDISK Key -- Microsoft's new compression utility gives you 100% data
compression guaranteed. Could stand for Format Disk, but we all know what 
it really stands for.


----- End forwarded message -----

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