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(ASCEND) Read a book
- To: "'Bobbie Ladwig (E-mail)'" <bobbie_ladwig@icgcomm.com>, "'Ascend Users'" <ascend-users@max.bungi.com>, "'Brian Conner (E-mail)'" <bconner@pulte.com>, "'Greg Bell (E-mail)'" <greg.bell@nextel.com>, "'Jamie Shadbolt (E-mail)'" <jamie.shadbolt@nextel.com>, "'Michelle Russell (E-mail)'" <mrussell@quark.com>, "'Reed Martin (E-mail)'" <ReedM@Fundware.com>, Walker Fenton <walker@ultimateis.co.bungi.com>, Todd Maxwell <todd@ultimatecom.com>, Marianna Cutter <mcutter@ultimatecom.com>
- Subject: (ASCEND) Read a book
- From: Scott Page <scott@ultimateis.com>
- Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1998 16:52:28 -0600
- Sender: owner-ascend-users@max.bungi.com
IT'S TIME TO TURN YOUR COMPUTER OFF & READ A BOOK WHEN -
1. You wake up at 4 am to go to the bathroom and stop to check your
e-mail on the way back to bed.
2. You turn off your computer and get this awful empty feeling, as if
you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
3. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just
for the free Internet access.
4. You laugh at people with 14.4-baud modems.
5. You start using smileys :-) in your snail mail.
6. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word
processor.com
7. You can't correspond with your mother...she doesn't have a modem.
8. When your e-mail box shows,"no new messages", and you feel really
depressed.
9. You don't know the gender of your three closest friends because they
have neutral screen names and you never bothered to ask.
10. You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you
Landscape.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
12. After reading this message, you immediately e-mail it to a friend!!!
Scott Page
Network Operations
UltimateCom, LLC.
4643 S. Ulster St. Suite 1450
V303.713.1975
F303.713.9294
e-mail scott@ultimateis.com <scott@ultimateis.com>
Web www.ultimateis.com <www.ultimateis.com>
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