On Thu, 2 Dec 2004, Adam Maloney wrote:

> While we're on the subject of security and theft, I'd like to share a tale 
> that happened a few weeks ago.  The ongoing saga of things stolen from my 
> yard in Frogtown.  This is case-in-point that even neighbors can't be 
> trusted.  But it is pretty funny.

[snip: funny story fit for a "worlds dumbest criminal" book]


> Lessons learned:
> Expected lifespan of a paint sprayer in Frogtown is 10 minutes
> The scum of the earth use protection when trolling for prostitutes
> If you're going to steal something that's dripping paint, don't drag it to 
> your driveway.

Actually, another important security consideration is shown here: most 
criminals are idiots.  And most crime is spur of the moment.  Your 
neighbor wasn't looking for painting tools to steal when walking down the 
alley.

Brian



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