>From: "Chris Copp" <copp at bbcusa.com> >To: <cop7586 at hotmail.com> >Subject: FW: [SunRescue] IT Talk >Date: Thu, 11 Jan 2001 14:30:08 -06 > > > > >From: "" <walubank at hotmail.com> > >To: walubank at hotmail.com > >Subject: IT Talk > >Date: Thu, 11 Jan 2001 15:37:22 > > > > ************************************* > >I was hanging out in a SCSI bar. A loud bandwidth played in the corner. > >I gave the place a binary search. I saw a little chip in the corner. > >She SIMMed like a pro. What a C-Shell. I traversed over to her. > >She pressed her Apples against me. "Hey, Mac, do you have a hard > >drive?" > >"No, but I do have a floppy" I replied. > > > >"Well, then you need an Amiga" she said. > > > >"Vi?" > > > >"Well, if I was your Amiga, we could interface." > > > >We went to a motel on a VESA local bus. The motel was SCSI-2. It needed >to > >be debugged. > > > >"She echo you are so cute" I realised she has changed mode to 777 > >right away. She had a mind like a.. like a.. freeware. > > > >She stripped her binaries. It was quite a procedure. "I'm going to turn > >your floppy into a hard drive" she transmitted. She > >started to spreadsheet. > >She pointed to the Queen size bed and said, thats the mountpoint. > >I said, OK. I said in my mind I have to mount the file system. > >"So, she said are you ready to RAM?" she called. > >We started paging and swaping. > > I had been troubleshooting everything. I sent a signal. It was >time > >for the trap. All the agents bursted thru the gateway. > > > > My manager was with them. "Awk! It's a RAID!" she said. "Don't > >arrest me! I'm a motherboard! How will I explain this to my Sun?" > > > >echo $FUN, "women are just like a filesystem, if you have the right > >permission, sticky-bit! > > > >The agents were not responding. They got ready to stop her process. > >She was getting desperate. "Hey, I could do a favor for all of you. I'm > >fully multitaskiing. It didn't work. We're all UNIX. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >_________________________________________________________________ >Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com > >_______________________________________________ >Rescue maillist - Rescue at sunhelp.org >http://www.sunhelp.org/mailman/listinfo/rescue > _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com