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Re: (ASCEND) FCC Says Let modems go to 56K.

C'mon!
Even if Uncle Gates decide to put this garbage in every CD he sells, how it
should work?
If he has the Power to make these words work, then he doesn't NEED these
words at all.

I've heard tons of ridiculous stuff like that, regarding EVERY famous person
in the world:

"If you reverse-play a music tape of [Beatle|Elvis|Madonna], you'll hear a
pray to the Devil",
"The Beast is hidden on the cover of Sgt. Peppers... album",
"The World will end in a ball of fire in Year 2000",
"The World will end in a ball of ice in Year 2000",
"The World will end in a ball of crazy computers in Y2K"...

Mine is: "My patience will end if I receive one more B.llsh.t like this"

Regards,
Ricardo

-----Mensagem original-----
De: FastWave - Ascend MAX <maxmail@fastwave.net>
Para: Kevin A Smith <kevin@ascend.com>; Ascend Users Group
<ascend-users@bungi.com>
Data: Sexta-feira, 18 de Setembro de 1998 19:52
Assunto: Re: (ASCEND) FCC Says Let modems go to 56K.


>Kevin A Smith wrote:
>
>> Nah - It's something to do with Bill Gate's grand master plan to rule the
>> world!
>>
>
>Kevin,
>
>You may be on to something...read on!
>
>--
>
>I found this on the following website:
>
>        http://miquels.www.cistron.nl
>
>Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit. As we
>were
>talking I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows 98 on my PC, I
>
>told him how happy I was with this operating system and showed him the
>Windows 98 CD. Too my surprise he threw it into my micro-wave oven and
>turned on the oven. Instantly I got very upset, because the CD had
>become
>precious to me, but he said: 'Do not worry, it is unharmed.' After a few
>
>minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and said: 'Take a close look
>at
>it.' To my surprise the CD was quite cold to hold and it seemed to be
>heavier than before. At first I could not see anything, but on the inner
>
>edge of the central hole I saw a inscription, an inscription finer than
>anything I have ever seen before. The inscription shone piercingly
>bright,
>and yet remote, as if out of a great depth:
>
>4C696E75792052756C65730A0D4241434B20544F20574F524B204469636B0A0D
>
>'I cannot understand the fiery letters,' I said. 'No but I can,' he
>said.
>'The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of
>Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But in common English this is
>what
>it says:
>
>One OS to rule them all,
>One OS to find them,
>One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
>
>--
>
>Kim W. Premuda
>FastWave Internet Services
>San Diego, CA
>
>
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