Thanks for your suggestions.  I think I'll use the sound of a Vikings or Twins victory.  I'm very confident that such a sound clip would fire up many prospective Swift Linux users of every demographic group without offending anyone.  Thus, I won't be using the sound of the woodchipper from _Fargo_.

I think Linux needs more special editions.  It's about marketing, something that Linux has been sorely lacking.  I think Hannah Montana Linux was a great idea, and that's my inspiration for these special editions.  The Linux community needs to reach the young.  After all, religions, pro sports teams, Hershey, General Mills, Jostens, Best Buy, McDonald's, Microsoft, and Apple always do it.  The Communists did it.  That gloried drug cartel called the tobacco industry does it (albeit in much sneakier ways).

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Jason Hsu <jhsu802701 at jasonhsu.com>