On 03/31 09:30 , Mike Miller wrote: > On Wed, 31 Mar 2010, Dave Sherohman wrote: > > > My COBOL story: Back in the early-to-mid 90s, I was assigned to help a > > cow-orker with a project > > One who orks cows? If you haven't read 'Enter the Cow-Orker' yet, you should. http://members.optusnet.com.au/white_gold/ Funniest thing I've read in a long time. Sadly, I suspect that there are a lot more goofermint orkers like this out there. -- Carl Soderstrom Systems Administrator Real-Time Enterprises www.real-time.com