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Output of lsmod:
Module                  Size  Used by
ide_cd                 41092  0
ide_core              128048  1 ide_cd
isofs                  36408  0
udf                    89284  0
cpufreq_stats           5188  0
freq_table              4356  1 cpufreq_stats
cpufreq_userspace       4316  0
cpufreq_ondemand        6172  0
cpufreq_powersave       1696  0
video                  16036  0
sony_acpi               6024  0
pcc_acpi               11072  0
button                  6544  0
battery                10052  0
container               4384  0
ac                      4740  0
iptable_filter          2976  1
ip_tables              21664  1 iptable_filter
ipv6                  256992  22
af_packet              21992  2
tsdev                   7648  0
e1000                  85972  0
i2c_i801                8524  0
i2c_core               22384  1 i2c_i801
usbhid                 33280  0
ehci_hcd               33928  0
uhci_hcd               31984  0
usbcore               118968  4 usbhid,ehci_hcd,uhci_hcd
shpchp                 99364  0
pci_hotplug            33584  1 shpchp
intel_mch_agp          10448  0
intel_agp              22556  1
agpgart                33928  2 intel_mch_agp,intel_agp
floppy                 58928  0
rtc                    12536  0
pcspkr                  3556  0
evdev                   9408  0
md                     47536  0
dm_mod                 59580  1
capability              4744  0
commoncap               6752  1 capability
psmouse                28616  0
mousedev               11544  0
parport_pc             35812  0
lp                     11300  0
parport                36808  2 parport_pc,lp
ext3                  140584  3
jbd                    59928  1 ext3
mbcache                10052  1 ext3
sd_mod                 18832  5
sr_mod                 17316  0
cdrom                  40128  2 ide_cd,sr_mod
aacraid                46128  8
sg                     38688  0
ata_piix                9156  0
libata                 46340  1 ata_piix
scsi_mod              135644  5 sd_mod,sr_mod,aacraid,sg,libata
unix                   28276  261
thermal                13416  0
processor              22708  1 thermal
fan                     4452  0
fbcon                  37824  0
crc32                   4192  1 fbcon
font                    8256  1 fbcon
bitblit                 5536  1 fbcon
vesafb                  6820  0
cfbcopyarea             3872  1 vesafb
cfbimgblt               2976  1 vesafb
cfbfillrect             3552  1 vesafb


Output of dmesg:
Linux version 2.6.11-1-686 (buildd at mcmurdo) (gcc version 3.3.5 (Debian
1:3.3.5-8ubuntu2)) #1 Fri Feb 11 15:59:02 UTC 2005
BIOS-provided physical RAM map:
 BIOS-e820: 0000000000000000 - 00000000000a0000 (usable)
 BIOS-e820: 0000000000100000 - 000000003ffc0000 (usable)
 BIOS-e820: 000000003ffc0000 - 000000003ffcfc00 (ACPI data)
 BIOS-e820: 000000003ffcfc00 - 000000003ffff000 (reserved)
 BIOS-e820: 00000000fec00000 - 00000000fec90000 (reserved)
 BIOS-e820: 00000000fed20000 - 00000000fed8ffff (reserved)
 BIOS-e820: 00000000fee00000 - 00000000fee10000 (reserved)
 BIOS-e820: 00000000ffb00000 - 0000000100000000 (reserved)
127MB HIGHMEM available.
896MB LOWMEM available.
found SMP MP-table at 000fe710
On node 0 totalpages: 262080
  DMA zone: 4096 pages, LIFO batch:1
  Normal zone: 225280 pages, LIFO batch:16
  HighMem zone: 32704 pages, LIFO batch:7
DMI 2.3 present.
ACPI: RSDP (v000 DELL                                  ) @ 0x000fdc40
ACPI: RSDT (v001 DELL   PE750    0x00000001 MSFT 0x0100000a) @ 0x000fdc54
ACPI: FADT (v001 DELL   PE750    0x00000001 MSFT 0x0100000a) @ 0x000fdc84
ACPI: MADT (v001 DELL   PE750    0x00000001 MSFT 0x0100000a) @ 0x000fdcf8
ACPI: SPCR (v001 DELL   PE750    0x00000001 MSFT 0x0100000a) @ 0x000fdd6c
ACPI: DSDT (v001 DELL    PE7xx   0x00000001 MSFT 0x0100000e) @ 0x00000000
ACPI: PM-Timer IO Port: 0x808
ACPI: Local APIC address 0xfee00000
ACPI: LAPIC (acpi_id[0x01] lapic_id[0x00] enabled)
Processor #0 15:4 APIC version 20
ACPI: LAPIC (acpi_id[0x02] lapic_id[0x01] enabled)
Processor #1 15:4 APIC version 20
WARNING: NR_CPUS limit of 1 reached.  Processor ignored.
ACPI: LAPIC_NMI (acpi_id[0x01] high edge lint[0x1])
ACPI: LAPIC_NMI (acpi_id[0x02] high edge lint[0x1])
ACPI: IOAPIC (id[0x02] address[0xfec00000] gsi_base[0])
IOAPIC[0]: apic_id 2, version 32, address 0xfec00000, GSI 0-23
ACPI: IOAPIC (id[0x03] address[0xfec10000] gsi_base[24])
IOAPIC[1]: apic_id 3, version 32, address 0xfec10000, GSI 24-47
ACPI: INT_SRC_OVR (bus 0 bus_irq 0 global_irq 2 dfl dfl)
ACPI: INT_SRC_OVR (bus 0 bus_irq 9 global_irq 9 high level)
ACPI: IRQ0 used by override.
ACPI: IRQ2 used by override.
ACPI: IRQ9 used by override.
Enabling APIC mode:  Flat.  Using 2 I/O APICs
Using ACPI (MADT) for SMP configuration information
Built 1 zonelists
Kernel command line: root=/dev/sda1 ro quiet splash
mapped APIC to ffffd000 (fee00000)
mapped IOAPIC to ffffc000 (fec00000)
mapped IOAPIC to ffffb000 (fec10000)
Initializing CPU#0
PID hash table entries: 4096 (order: 12, 65536 bytes)
Detected 3001.888 MHz processor.
Using pmtmr for high-res timesource
Console: colour VGA+ 80x25
Dentry cache hash table entries: 131072 (order: 7, 524288 bytes)
Inode-cache hash table entries: 65536 (order: 6, 262144 bytes)
Memory: 1031180k/1048320k available (1603k kernel code, 16336k
reserved, 722k data, 164k init, 130816k highmem)
Checking if this processor honours the WP bit even in supervisor mode... Ok.
Calibrating delay loop... 5947.39 BogoMIPS (lpj=2973696)
Security Framework v1.0.0 initialized
SELinux:  Disabled at boot.
Mount-cache hash table entries: 512 (order: 0, 4096 bytes)
CPU: After generic identify, caps: bfebfbff 00000000 00000000 00000000
0000441d 00000000 00000000
CPU: After vendor identify, caps: bfebfbff 00000000 00000000 00000000
0000441d 00000000 00000000
monitor/mwait feature present.
using mwait in idle threads.
CPU: Trace cache: 12K uops, L1 D cache: 16K
CPU: L2 cache: 1024K
CPU: After all inits, caps: bfebfbff 00000000 00000000 00000080
0000441d 00000000 00000000
Intel machine check architecture supported.
Intel machine check reporting enabled on CPU#0.
CPU0: Intel P4/Xeon Extended MCE MSRs (12) available
CPU0: Thermal monitoring enabled
CPU: Intel(R) Pentium(R) 4 CPU 3.00GHz stepping 01
Enabling fast FPU save and restore... done.
Enabling unmasked SIMD FPU exception support... done.
Checking 'hlt' instruction... OK.
ACPI: Looking for DSDT in initrd... not found!
ENABLING IO-APIC IRQs
..TIMER: vector=0x31 pin1=2 pin2=-1
checking if image is initramfs...it isn't (bad gzip magic numbers);
looks like an initrd
Freeing initrd memory: 4556k freed
NET: Registered protocol family 16
PCI: PCI BIOS revision 2.10 entry at 0xfc9de, last bus=3
PCI: Using configuration type 1
mtrr: v2.0 (20020519)
ACPI: Subsystem revision 20050125
ACPI: Interpreter enabled
ACPI: Using IOAPIC for interrupt routing
ACPI: PCI Root Bridge [PCI0] (00:00)
PCI: Probing PCI hardware (bus 00)
PCI: Ignoring BAR0-3 of IDE controller 0000:00:1f.2
PCI: Transparent bridge - 0000:00:1e.0
ACPI: PCI Interrupt Routing Table [\_SB_.PCI0._PRT]
ACPI: PCI Interrupt Routing Table [\_SB_.PCI0.PCI1._PRT]
ACPI: PCI Interrupt Routing Table [\_SB_.PCI0.PCI2._PRT]
ACPI: PCI Interrupt Routing Table [\_SB_.PCI0.PCI3._PRT]
ACPI: PCI Interrupt Link [LNKA] (IRQs 3 4 5 6 7 10 *11 12)
ACPI: PCI Interrupt Link [LNKB] (IRQs 3 4 *5 6 7 10 11 12)
ACPI: PCI Interrupt Link [LNKC] (IRQs *3 4 5 6 7 10 11 12)
ACPI: PCI Interrupt Link [LNKD] (IRQs 3 4 5 6 7 *10 11 12)
ACPI: PCI Interrupt Link [LNKF] (IRQs 3 4 5 6 7 *10 11 12)
ACPI: PCI Interrupt Link [LNKG] (IRQs 3 4 5 6 7 10 *11 12)
ACPI: PCI Interrupt Link [LNKH] (IRQs 3 4 5 6 *7 10 11 12)
Linux Plug and Play Support v0.97 (c) Adam Belay
pnp: PnP ACPI init
pnp: PnP ACPI: found 7 devices
PnPBIOS: Disabled by ACPI PNP
PCI: Using ACPI for IRQ routing
** PCI interrupts are no longer routed automatically.  If this
** causes a device to stop working, it is probably because the
** driver failed to call pci_enable_device().  As a temporary
** workaround, the "pci=routeirq" argument restores the old
** behavior.  If this argument makes the device work again,
** please email the output of "lspci" to bjorn.helgaas at hp.com
** so I can fix the driver.
pnp: 00:06: ioport range 0x800-0x87f could not be reserved
pnp: 00:06: ioport range 0x880-0x8bf has been reserved
pnp: 00:06: ioport range 0x8c0-0x8cf has been reserved
pnp: 00:06: ioport range 0xc00-0xc0f has been reserved
pnp: 00:06: ioport range 0xc10-0xc1f has been reserved
pnp: 00:06: ioport range 0xca8-0xcb7 has been reserved
pnp: 00:06: ioport range 0xc20-0xc3f has been reserved
audit: initializing netlink socket (disabled)
audit(1148487654.154:0): initialized
highmem bounce pool size: 64 pages
VFS: Disk quotas dquot_6.5.1
Dquot-cache hash table entries: 1024 (order 0, 4096 bytes)
devfs: 2004-01-31 Richard Gooch (rgooch at atnf.csiro.au)
devfs: boot_options: 0x0
Initializing Cryptographic API
isapnp: Scanning for PnP cards...
isapnp: No Plug & Play device found
inotify device minor=63
Serial: 8250/16550 driver $Revision: 1.90 $ 48 ports, IRQ sharing enabled
ttyS0 at I/O 0x3f8 (irq = 4) is a 16550A
ttyS0 at I/O 0x3f8 (irq = 4) is a 16550A
io scheduler noop registered
io scheduler anticipatory registered
io scheduler deadline registered
io scheduler cfq registered
RAMDISK driver initialized: 16 RAM disks of 8192K size 1024 blocksize
NET: Registered protocol family 2
IP: routing cache hash table of 8192 buckets, 64Kbytes
TCP established hash table entries: 262144 (order: 9, 2097152 bytes)
TCP bind hash table entries: 65536 (order: 6, 262144 bytes)
TCP: Hash tables configured (established 262144 bind 65536)
NET: Registered protocol family 8
NET: Registered protocol family 20
Restarting tasks...<6> Strange, kswapd0 not stopped
 Strange, kseriod not stopped
 done
ACPI wakeup devices:
PCI0 PCI1 PCI2 PCI3
ACPI: (supports S0 S4 S5)
RAMDISK: cramfs filesystem found at block 0
RAMDISK: Loading 4556KiB [1 disk] into ram disk... | / - \ | / - \ | /
- \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ |
/ - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \
| / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / -
\ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | /
- \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ |
/ - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \
| / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / -
\ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | done.
VFS: Mounted root (cramfs filesystem) readonly.
Freeing unused kernel memory: 164k freed
NET: Registered protocol family 1
SCSI subsystem initialized
libata version 1.10 loaded.
ata_piix version 1.03
ata_piix: combined mode detected
ACPI: PCI interrupt 0000:00:1f.2[A]: no GSI - using IRQ 0
PCI: Setting latency timer of device 0000:00:1f.2 to 64
ata1: PATA max UDMA/100 cmd 0x1F0 ctl 0x3F6 bmdma 0xFEA0 irq 14
ata1: dev 0 cfg 49:0f00 82:0210 83:4011 84:4000 85:0000 86:0001 87:4000 88:0407
ata1: dev 0 ATAPI, max UDMA/33
ata1: dev 0 configured for UDMA/33
scsi0 : ata_piix
ata2: SATA max UDMA/133 cmd 0x170 ctl 0x376 bmdma 0xFEA8 irq 15
ata2: SATA port has no device.
scsi1 : ata_piix
Red Hat/Adaptec aacraid driver (1.1.2-lk2 Feb 11 2005)
ACPI: PCI interrupt 0000:02:01.0[A] -> GSI 24 (level, low) -> IRQ 24
AAC0: kernel 4.1.4 build 7403
AAC0: monitor 4.1.4 build 7403
AAC0: bios 4.1.0 build 7403
AAC0: serial c61360fafaf001
scsi2 : aacraid
  Vendor: DELL      Model: DATA 1            Rev: V1.0
  Type:   Direct-Access                      ANSI SCSI revision: 02
Attached scsi generic sg0 at scsi2, channel 0, id 0, lun 0,  type 0
SCSI device sda: 312432384 512-byte hdwr sectors (159965 MB)
sda: Write Protect is off
sda: Mode Sense: 03 00 00 00
SCSI device sda: drive cache: write through
SCSI device sda: 312432384 512-byte hdwr sectors (159965 MB)
sda: Write Protect is off
sda: Mode Sense: 03 00 00 00
SCSI device sda: drive cache: write through
 /dev/scsi/host2/bus0/target0/lun0: p1 p2 p3 p4
Attached scsi removable disk sda at scsi2, channel 0, id 0, lun 0
Stopping tasks: ==|
Freeing memory...   - \ | / - \ done (446 pages freed)
Restarting tasks... done
EXT3-fs: INFO: recovery required on readonly filesystem.
EXT3-fs: write access will be enabled during recovery.
EXT3-fs: recovery complete.
kjournald starting.  Commit interval 5 seconds
EXT3-fs: mounted filesystem with ordered data mode.
Adding 1951888k swap on /dev/sda2.  Priority:-1 extents:1
EXT3 FS on sda1, internal journal
lp: driver loaded but no devices found
mice: PS/2 mouse device common for all mice
Capability LSM initialized
device-mapper: 4.4.0-ioctl (2005-01-12) initialised: dm-devel at redhat.com
md: md driver 0.90.1 MAX_MD_DEVS=256, MD_SB_DISKS=27
kjournald starting.  Commit interval 5 seconds
EXT3 FS on sda3, internal journal
EXT3-fs: mounted filesystem with ordered data mode.
kjournald starting.  Commit interval 5 seconds
EXT3 FS on sda4, internal journal
EXT3-fs: mounted filesystem with ordered data mode.
input: PC Speaker
Real Time Clock Driver v1.12
FDC 0 is a National Semiconductor PC87306
Linux agpgart interface v0.100 (c) Dave Jones
agpgart: Detected an Intel i875 Chipset.
agpgart: Maximum main memory to use for agp memory: 941M
agpgart: AGP aperture is 4M @ 0xf8000000
cpci_hotplug: CompactPCI Hot Plug Core version: 0.2
pci_hotplug: PCI Hot Plug PCI Core version: 0.5
shpchp: shpc_init : shpc_cap_offset == 0
shpchp: shpc_init : shpc_cap_offset == 0
shpchp: shpc_init : shpc_cap_offset == 0
shpchp: Standard Hot Plug PCI Controller Driver version: 0.4
usbcore: registered new driver usbfs
usbcore: registered new driver hub
USB Universal Host Controller Interface driver v2.2
ACPI: PCI interrupt 0000:00:1d.0[A] -> GSI 16 (level, low) -> IRQ 16
uhci_hcd 0000:00:1d.0: Intel Corp. 6300ESB USB Universal Host Controller
PCI: Setting latency timer of device 0000:00:1d.0 to 64
uhci_hcd 0000:00:1d.0: irq 16, io base 0xcce0
uhci_hcd 0000:00:1d.0: new USB bus registered, assigned bus number 1
hub 1-0:1.0: USB hub found
hub 1-0:1.0: 2 ports detected
ACPI: PCI interrupt 0000:00:1d.1[B] -> GSI 19 (level, low) -> IRQ 19
uhci_hcd 0000:00:1d.1: Intel Corp. 6300ESB USB Universal Host Controller
PCI: Setting latency timer of device 0000:00:1d.1 to 64
uhci_hcd 0000:00:1d.1: irq 19, io base 0xccc0
uhci_hcd 0000:00:1d.1: new USB bus registered, assigned bus number 2
hub 2-0:1.0: USB hub found
hub 2-0:1.0: 2 ports detected
usb 1-2: new low speed USB device using uhci_hcd and address 2
ACPI: PCI interrupt 0000:00:1d.7[D] -> GSI 23 (level, low) -> IRQ 23
ehci_hcd 0000:00:1d.7: Intel Corp. 6300ESB USB2 Enhanced Host Controller
PCI: Setting latency timer of device 0000:00:1d.7 to 64
ehci_hcd 0000:00:1d.7: irq 23, pci mem 0xfe400000
ehci_hcd 0000:00:1d.7: new USB bus registered, assigned bus number 3
PCI: cache line size of 128 is not supported by device 0000:00:1d.7
ehci_hcd 0000:00:1d.7: USB 2.0 initialized, EHCI 1.00, driver 10 Dec 2004
hub 3-0:1.0: USB hub found
hub 3-0:1.0: 4 ports detected
hw_random: RNG not detected
usbcore: registered new driver hiddev
usbhid: probe of 1-2:1.0 failed with error -5
usbhid: probe of 1-2:1.1 failed with error -5
usbcore: registered new driver usbhid
drivers/usb/input/hid-core.c: v2.0:USB HID core driver
usb 1-2: USB disconnect, address 2
usb 1-2: new low speed USB device using uhci_hcd and address 3
i801_smbus 0000:00:1f.3: enabling SMBus device
Intel(R) PRO/1000 Network Driver - version 5.6.10.1-k2
Copyright (c) 1999-2004 Intel Corporation.
ACPI: PCI interrupt 0000:01:01.0[A] -> GSI 18 (level, low) -> IRQ 18
PCI: Setting latency timer of device 0000:01:01.0 to 64
input: USB HID v1.00 Keyboard [Belkin Components USB-PS2 Adapter ] on
usb-0000:00:1d.0-2
input: USB HID v1.00 Mouse [Belkin Components USB-PS2 Adapter ] on
usb-0000:00:1d.0-2
ts: Compaq touchscreen protocol output
e1000: eth0: e1000_probe: Intel(R) PRO/1000 Network Connection
ACPI: PCI interrupt 0000:03:02.0[A] -> GSI 21 (level, low) -> IRQ 21
e1000: eth1: e1000_probe: Intel(R) PRO/1000 Network Connection
NET: Registered protocol family 17
e1000: eth0: e1000_watchdog: NIC Link is Up 1000 Mbps Full Duplex
NET: Registered protocol family 10
Disabled Privacy Extensions on device c03189a0(lo)
IPv6 over IPv4 tunneling driver
ip_tables: (C) 2000-2002 Netfilter core team
ACPI: Power Button (FF) [PWRF]
ibm_acpi: ec object not found
apm: BIOS not found.
eth0: no IPv6 routers present
Uniform Multi-Platform E-IDE driver Revision: 7.00alpha2
ide: Assuming 33MHz system bus speed for PIO modes; override with idebus=xx

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