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> Okay, I'll troll.  How do you use squirrelmail when you're _OFFLINE_?
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> Nate

Note the important disinction:

'Squirrelmail' for the "intermittent" periods of Net access listed in the
original email.
'Squirrel Mail' for when truly offline. The squirrels print out copies of
your messages and deliver them to you.
C'mon, I can't be the *only* one in the audience with the power of
dominion over rodents...can I? :p