"BleedPurpleGuy" <jim at bleedpurple.com> wrote:
> 
> You know you're a geek when...
> ... you have a DMZ in your house!
> ... you capture "You Know You're A Geek When..." quotes in a MySQL
>   database for ease of adminstration.
> 
> Any others?  I'm sure we've done this before, but I'd LOVE to capture
> these in a database...

... you reimplement, for no obvious reason, something that has worked fine
for many years: fortune

Of course, fortune quotes are already in an easy-to-interpret format, so
importing it all into a database wouldn't be hard at all ;-)

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