That episode was on a couple nights ago! Hi-larious!! On Thu, 7 Dec 2000, Timothy Houck wrote: > Sort of like that Seinfeld episode where Elaine has 57 messages ... 56 of > which are "eeeeooooooowwweeeee"... > > > On Wed, 6 Dec 2000, Andrew Nemchenko wrote: > > > You know they do give a fax number. Would it be possible to subscribe them > > to the TCLUG list and then setup a fax modem to FAX instead of emailing the > > postings to them??? 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For details about our double your money back guarantee, > > > please write to the above address, attention consumer affairs > > > department; enclose a self addressed stamped envelope for this and any > > > requested contact information. > > > Thank You. > > > _______________________________________________ > > > tclug-list mailing list > > > tclug-list at lists.real-time.com > > > https://mailman.real-time.com/mailman/listinfo/tclug-list > > > > > > > > ------ http://USFamily.Net/info - Unlimited Internet - From $7.99/mo! ------ > > > > _______________________________________________ > > tclug-list mailing list > > tclug-list at lists.real-time.com > > https://mailman.real-time.com/mailman/listinfo/tclug-list > > > > --------------------------------------------------------------------- > Timothy Houck > thouck at thouck.com > www.thouck.com > > _______________________________________________ > tclug-list mailing list > tclug-list at lists.real-time.com > https://mailman.real-time.com/mailman/listinfo/tclug-list >